Life’s always raining lemons, right on my parade,
I’m sick of all these rainy days and making lemonade,
Dodging life’s curve balls, just to dive on hand grenades,
We’re tap dancing on landmines and digging our own graves

You could join the military or do a 9 to 5,
Dare to say no and don’t never drink and drive,
Just drink your milk, get big and strong, though now, they say its bad for you,
Think of all the countless growth hormones and poisons in our food,
Best to stick to them veggies now but ya gotta wash for pesticides,
Stay away from everything, or get cancer and die,
& don’t ya’ smoke no cigarettes, but you can’t avoid the smog,
Or other air pollutants, so help me sing this song,

Life’s always raining lemons, right on my parade,
I’m sick of all these rainy days and making lemonade,
Dodging life’s curve balls, just to dive on hand grenades,
We’re tap dancing on landmines and digging our own graves

Yes, it’s so true; we’re always skating on thin ice,
May seem pointless some time; nothing’s more precious than life,
You only get one and this I know to be true,
Because despite the many faiths we have, it’s all that we can prove,
So best to just go on and live it up and enjoy it while you can,
get through this thing one way or another, with or without a plan,
and if you ain’t got one, that’s cool just join the band,
Learn the lyrics to the song and help us sing along

Life’s always raining lemons, right on my parade,
I’m sick of all these rainy days and making lemonade,
Dodging life’s curve balls, just to dive on hand grenades,
We’re tap dancing on landmines and digging our own graves

Life’s always raining lemons, right on my parade,
I’m sick of all these rainy days and making lemonade,
Dodging life’s curve balls, just to dive on hand grenades,
We’re tap dancing on landmines and digging our own graves

We’re here for a good time, not a long time
Make the best of your rainy days!
We’re here for a good time, not a long time,
So throw some shots in them lemonades!
We’re here for a good time, not a long time!
Live it up ‘for you fade away!
We’re here for a good time, not a long time...
So make the best of your rainy days, my friends...